Post a Joke

Tamonten · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject:

Probably not.

alx · Wanker Age: 16 Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Posts: 3301

I did what! At The Disco · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:39 am Post subject:

Kinda dirty but its my favorite...

Ok so there arre three moms who were best friends through highschool, and they all have daughters who are friends in highschool now too.
One is a red head, one is a brunette and the other is a blonde.
The three moms are sitting around talking about their daughters when the red head says "I found a ciggarette butt in my daughters trash can, i can't believe she is smoking."
Then the brunette says " I know what you mean. I found a beer can in my daughters trash can, I can't believe she's drinking."
The blonde thinks for a minute and says "Oh I know/ I found a condom in my daughters trash can.... I can't believe she has a d*ck"

kimbeefriedchicken · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:15 am Post subject:

okay, i have a joke.

so, this guy walks into a bar and says "ouch."

haha, ya get it? cause he walked into a bar? Smile

golfbag · Rookie Age: 18 Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 2

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and orders some rum. The bartender says, "hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants, right?" The pirate responds, "Arrrr, I know, its driving me nuts!!!"

Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff.... bu-dum chhhhhh

lol

An american man is traveling in china and gets lost in the countryside. He finds a house and knocks on the door which is answered by an old chinese man. "Please sir," said the traveler, "I need a place to spend the night." "Ok" said the old man, "but I only ask one thing of you. Do not lay a finger on my daughter, or I will inflict the 3 steps of chinese torture upon you!"
The traveler walked in to find a breathtaking asian chick standing infront of him. That night they slept together in his room on the top floor.
He woke up the next morning to find a large stone tied in a rope on his chest with the following inscription Chinese torture #1 - Rock on chest. "Pft" said the traveler, "some torture, this rock is is only like 50lbs. I can easily get it off." And so he took the stone off his chest and hurled it out the window. As he did so, however, he saw above the window was written Chinese torutre #2 - Rock attached to right testicle. "OMG," said the man, finding a rope attaching his junk to the stone, and he jumped out the window to follow the stone.
On his way down he saw on the side of the house was written Chinese torture #3 - Bedpost attached to left testicle